This Is Who We Are

Who Is Lazarus St. Brendan?

Lazarus looked at Prince Discord and Lord Goliath, saying, "Man, what in the hell is going on?
I mean, look at all the weird shit that has been happening, what have we gotten ourselves into?" Prince Discord shook his head and ran his fingers through his hair, while Goliath said, "Hell, man, I just wanna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!"
"Ya, I know what you mean," Lazarus replied, "But have we tapped into something beyond our comprehension, with the Illuminati and the Discordians?
Have we summoned up something we cannot put down?"
Prince Discord interjected, "Man, every time I go somewhere I run into people who are the same as us. Attracted to the weird things that go on in life, and that seem to be ruled by our Lady of Chaos, Eris. There has to be something going on..."
"You ain't lying on that one," Laz continued, "Look at the three of us, drawn to the same place at the same time, all constructed by some kind of plot that we don't understand. Seeing the MIB's running around campus, following us around, us searching to find the truth, and only being turned more and more to the Chaos that surrounds us."
Goliath replied, "Look, man, it's only what you make it, no one is really out to get us, it's just the three of us being connected by synchronicity!"
Laz laughed, "Hey man, just 'cause I'm paranoid, doesn't mean that they are really not out to get me!"
Prince Discord and Goliath looked at each other, rolling their eyes, and Prince Discord said, "That's what we love about you Laz, your ideas are weirder than ours."

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